Dad Quote by Natalie Portman

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?'…

— Bill Cosby

“I laugh out loud. “You want kids?” “Yes, I want fucking kids.” He picks me up and throws me onto the bed and I…

— T.L. Swan

“He looks again towards the door, expecting Mum to walk in and remind him of something he's forgotten. He smiles awkwardly. 'Is that it,…

— Steven Herrick

“In a classical joke a child stays behind after school to ask a personal question. "Teacher, what did I learn today? " The surprised…

— Seymour Papert

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a…

— Henny Youngman

“The students adore your father,' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man!' 'He's even more…

— Natalie Standiford

I remember, in elementary school, being asked what my father does and not knowing how to answer. When I asked my mom what I…

— Yoshi Wada

I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an…

— Robert Schimmel

“To the dads who think they’re the funniest person in the room—and sometimes, they actually are! Whether you're telling those classic dad jokes, giving…

— Life is Positive

“Dad, I need to talk to you about something." He peeked over his shoulder. "I thought you'd already googled all that period and birds-and-bees…

— Rainbow Rowell

A father is someone that holds your hand at the fair makes sure you do what your mother says holds back your hair when…

— Neetz

I'm a husband. I'm a dad.

— Cooper Kupp