"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers." — Nancy Cartwright

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• All of these reissues were not authorized by me, I do not endorse them, the live album was put out… — Jello Biafra
• As the most extravagant errors were received among the established articles of their faith, so the most infamous vices obtained… — David Brainerd
• We must sometimes get away from the Authorized Version, if for no other reason, simply because it is so beautiful… — C.S. Lewis
• To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-ridden, regulated, penned up, indoctrinated, preached at, checked, appraised,… — Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
• The Congress of the United States, in recognition of the unique contribution of the Bible in shaping the history and… — Ronald Reagan
• Notwithstanding, therefore, that we have not witnessed of a large continent, yet, as we may predict the future occurrence of… — Charles Lyell
• Life's opportunities never end. God designed you to be a continual learner, a continual doer, a continual explorer and a… — Paula White
• First reason is, it's not authorized in the Constitution, it's an illegal institution. The second reason, it's an immoral institution,… — Ron Paul
• Internal self-government under a local constitution was authorized by Congress and approved by the residents in 1952, but federal law… — Dick Thornburgh
• A constitution defines and limits the powers of the government it creates. It therefore follows, as a natural and also… — Thomas Paine
• All I am saying is that anyone can do this. Anyone can ask and anyone can bless, whether anyone has… — Barbara Brown Taylor
• No woman should be authorized to stay at home and raise her children. Society should be totally different. Women should… — Simone de Beauvoir

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