Nancy Cartwright Quotes
15 quotes
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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
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I will not get very far with this attitude.
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I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
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I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
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The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
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The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they…
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There…
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Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
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I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security…
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Grammar is not a time of waste
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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
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