Last words Quote by N.M. Silber

“Holy freaking moly! Harvard really was well endowed!”

— N.M. Silber

“ Okay, this is a fictional character," Lily began. "And he's like a human." "What?" Adam asked her, looking befuddled. "What the fuck does…

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“I have a penis," Josh announced out of the blue, pointing down into the water. "That's because you're a boy," I explained sagely. "Does…

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“Do you want to fuck me, Adam?" I asked through gritted teeth. "Is this a trick question?”

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“If I say it, will you say it too?" I asked, swallowing hard, even though my mouth was dry. I willed him silently not…

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“And this is your close friend, Drew?" he asked looking at Mark... "Good buddy... Just hanging out here. Doing guy stuff." "Talking about women.…

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“Thanks. The women folk are downstairs. I would like to have your fiancé here join the other guys up in my man cave, where…

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“Well, I'm going to try. Better to practice on somebody else's kid first." "Before what?" he asked, cautiously. "I was just joking." Suddenly, I…

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“I was incapable of producing anything coherent at the moment so rather than throwing out some witty banter in response I said something like…

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“I’m not adorable,” I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. “Chipmunks are adorable. I’m empowered.”

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“Okay," Adam began, "Now concentrate! This was a real person. White suit!" "Colonel Sanders!" Lily replied quickly. "Colonel Sanders? I said it was a…

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“I like good smut,”

— N.M. Silber