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...the story of a man who saw three fellows laying bricks at a new building: He approached the first and asked, What are you…

— Bill Vaughan

“My mother, of course, had a different opinion. 'They're driving me crazy!' she said, swatting at them with her beige Coach handbag. 'How can…

— Megan McCafferty

ME....am crazii I Know ^_^

— M!N!_ThuG

Two mentally disturbed men decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was…

— Newlove

A c0uple had three kids named s0meb0dy,n0b0dy and crazy. N0b0dy was the fav0rite, s0meb0dy was jeal0us s0 he killed n0b0dy. Crazy saw what happnd…

— Luna Adriana Ardiansyah

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

— Henny Youngman

Yep that me just not a crazy unless u call me a bitch

— Anonymous

“See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum…

— Alan Moore

Many think I'm crazy, others think I'm lazy, but if u ask me , ill just say I'm being who I waana be:)

— Me

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache…

— Henny Youngman

“Ha! Listen, this guy walks into a bar, with a shopping bag, right? He sits down, puts the bag on the bar. Something in…

— Craig Alanson

Crazy and random? yup thats me!!!:)

— Jasmine