Cheap Quote by Monica Horan

Comedy, not screaming at someone, can make someone lift their legs higher. There is a way to do a push-up and a sit-up, and…

— Richard Simmons

As a young designer explained to me bluntly: "Everyone upstairs is dumb," referring to the floor above the engineering lair at the 156 University…

— Katherine Losse

Any comedic entertainment is better when you get high.

— Doug Benson

It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them…

— Art Buchwald

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

— Dov Davidoff

A lot of people dont think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious!

— Fred Tomaselli

It's an odd job, making decent people laugh.

— Moliere

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

— Bianca Del Rio

However steep or ramshackle they may be, don't ever despise the stairs which take you up to higher levels!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

— Fred Tomaselli

Playing on stereotypes was meant to be humorous. If it doesn't tickle you in certain spots, it's not going to be funny. Falling down…

— Manila Luzon

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

— Sarah Silverman