"If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have……" — Molly Ivins

"If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day"

— Molly Ivins

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79 Quotes by Molly Ivins

Molly Ivins has 79 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking…
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and…
Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to…
Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.
Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.
It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans…
I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch…
I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.
Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is…
If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.
Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there’s nothing you can do about being born liberal —…

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