Football coach Quote by Miranda Kenneally

“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!”

— Uncle Amon

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and had a Q-tip dangling out of my…

— Jarod Kintz

I think there's something inherently interesting in the Monday morning quarterback: the guy who, you know, sits at one end of the briefing room…

— Robert Picardo

“Lou Holtz, the famous football coach, knew it was what you did after you did your best that created victories.”

— Darren Hardy

“After a couple of kids, there might be one good friend left. And that friend is never available because she has too many kids…

— Jim Gaffigan

“We just might make a quarterback out of you yet, you skinny little son of a bitch.”

— Robert Cormier

“If I met a man who had eleven sons, the first thing I’d ask is, Are they all yours? And of course the next…

— Jarod Kintz

When a quarterback publicly goes against his coach, it's very telling. It's a sign he doesn't believe in the coach.

— Jerome Bettis

“ When Jerry Bremer stuck his head in to Frank Marino’s office he found Marino staring out the window, running his fingers through his hair. …

— Dave Conifer

“All around, grown men were getting out of cars and shoving at each other like fifteen-year-olds, the bunch of juiced-up, armchair quarterbacks ready to…

— J.R. Ward

I love coaches that just talk about football.

— Kylian Mbappe

The whole team plays a part in the quarterback's job.

— Justin Jefferson