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“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“Pregnant? But that's impossible. My patient's a man!”

— Sara Trimble

There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up…

— Robert Pattinson

Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

— Anonymous

We're going to listen music in my room.' 'Fine,' his dad said from underneath the sink. 'Just don't get anybody pregnant.

— Rainbow Rowell

“What’s the matter?” my mother snapped. “You sick?” I pulled my body back inside and bumped my head against the window hard enough to…

— F.C. Yee

“It’s absolutely safe,” Dr. Glamazon says, nodding. “You can continue to have a healthy and active sex life throughout the whole pregnancy.” Jake scratches…

— Samantha Towle

We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and…

— Dave Lombardo

“you have a better chance to get pregnant if you keep your knees way up and stay that way as long as you can.”

— Lawrence Block

“Suzanne and I are pregnant!" "I didn't realize you had a uterus,”

— Nalini Singh

“I gained fifty-six pounds when I was pregnant with him. Do you have any idea what it’s like to look down and not be…

— Tara Sivec

Instagram has said plenty of times that I'm pregnant, Instagram has said a lot of things about me that are not true, so I…

— Cardi B