Bores Quote by Milton Jones Download Open image “I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".” — Milton Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bores Bores you Commentators Cricket Details Funny Humor Jobs Lost Want
I was a coach for a celebrity cricket league. Whenever I trained or practised with them, I missed cricket. — S. Sreesanth Copy Share Image
To be a commentator, you must have a life outside cricket, too. If cricket is all that you know, then you would not be… — Harsha Bhogle Copy Share Image
When I lost the job with Cricket Australia, I almost felt I had unfinished business to do. I felt that my reputation with South… — Mickey Arthur Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a professional cricketer, which meant I didn't work as much as I should have done at exams. But, happily,… — Jonathan Agnew Copy Share Image
“Dear Life, You SUCK! I want out. See you on the flipside. Sincerely, Cricket” — Scott Blagden Copy Share Image
It's an interesting education to listen to cricket commentary when you're not at the game. When you're there, which is most of the time… — Jonathan Agnew Copy Share Image
I needed to step back from cricket, international cricket in particular, to get away from the scrutiny and intensity. I love it but it… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
My father didn't know about cricket. Then, one of my father's friend advised him to take me to a coaching camp. — Prithvi Shaw Copy Share Image
Critics haven't taught me my cricket, and they don't know what my body and mind are up to. — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Redtail was a brave warrior. His loyalty to ThunderClan could never be doubted. I always relied on his judgment, for it bore witness to… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
We are almost always wearied in the company of persons with whom we are not permitted to be weary. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
The poet's first rule must be never to bore his readers; and his best way of keeping this rule is never to bore himself-which,… — Robert Graves Copy Share Image
Attractive Etonians who go straight onto the Stock Exchange missing University on their fathers advice: the raw material of the great bores. — Geoffrey Madan Copy Share Image
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to… — Valerie Solanas Copy Share Image
And I am quite serious when I say that I do not believe there are, on the whole earth besides, so many intensified bores… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can… — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man-yesterday in embryo, tomorrow a mummy or ashes. So for the hairsbreadth of time assigned… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
It is an occupational hazard of devout folk to become stuffy bores. This should not be. Of all people, we should be the most… — Richard J. Foster Copy Share Image
There still remains one effort of magnanimity, one sacrifice of prejudice and passion, to be made by the individuals throughout the nation who have… — John Quincy Adams Copy Share Image