Funny Quote by Milton Jones Download Open image “I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.” — Milton Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hate Humor I hate Running Sitting Traffic
I love being on the road. I sit at home too long, and I start to go a bit stir crazy. — Mickie James Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse for me than sitting in traffic. That's what killed me in L.A. — Joe Montana Copy Share Image
I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless it's a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit… — Jean Pigozzi Copy Share Image
I hate it [driving] more than anything in the whole world. I'm just an awful, awful driver. I get lost, I hit things (parked… — Rachael Leigh Cook Copy Share Image
I drive quite a bit. I always drive myself to the airport prior to a race. — Chase Elliott Copy Share Image
I don't drive often, because the parking makes it too much of a nuisance. And I could never go back to commuting or anything.… — Raymond Pettibon Copy Share Image
For some reason, the busier I am at the track, the better I tend to race. I think it's because I don't have to… — Kevin Harvick Copy Share Image
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image