Children Quote by Milton Jones

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

— Milton Jones

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and…

— Milton Jones

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

— Milton Jones

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

— Milton Jones

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

— Milton Jones

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a…

— Milton Jones

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

— Milton Jones

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

— Milton Jones

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

— Milton Jones

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

— Milton Jones

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

— Milton Jones

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry…

— Milton Jones