Awful Quote by Mike Leach

“The smell of peppery warm cheese and thick, yeasty grilled bread was beginning to fill the air. She would give the sandwich to Della…

— Sarah Addison Allen

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next…

— Rosecrans Baldwin

My mother still has a three-step system to eating candy corn. First she eats the white tip, then the orange middle, then the yellow…

— Rosecrans Baldwin

“I can't believe this crap. Jolly ranchers? Gummy worms?" Katy rifled through the pile of candy she'd dumped onto Steph's floor. "Where's the chocolate?…

— Sara Zarr

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of…

— Lewis Black

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year,…

— Mike Leach

My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your…

— Jay Leno

What inspired me to become an author? I think it was the snow in New York. I looked out the window and I said,…

— Patricia Reilly Giff

“There will be a cauldron of spiced hot cider, and pumpkin shortbread fingers with caramel and fudge dipping sauces as our freebies, and I've…

— Stacey Ballis

“I’m serious,” I say. “I don’t want to lose him.” “Then maybe you should go away for a little bit. After all, absence makes…

— Laurie Faria Stolarz

And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.

— Rosecrans Baldwin