I can Quote by Mickey Gilley

Sometimes I just want to be with my family and watch movie and eat some popcorn. But when I step on the mat I…

— Marcelo Garcia

You have to be able to get yourself off the mat.

— Aaron Boone

Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing…

— Carol Leifer

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

— Judah Friedlander

If you're going to spend a week in bed you might as well do it in style.

— Bez

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again

— Joan Rivers

When I first had Isaac, I only owned a mattress. Now I have a show?

— Frankie Shaw

I've done at least 22 West End shows and each of those takes up nine months of the year.

— Maureen Lipman

As any parent knows, sharing diaper duty sure beats changing them all yourself.

— Brianna Keilar

I used to have a wild night with three women until 5am., but I am getting older. In the Olympic village here, I will…

— Alberto Tomba

I don't have to make my own bed.

— Frederik, Crown Prince of Denmark

When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel I've let myself down.

— Buddy Hackett