The-unbecoming-of-mara-dyer Quote by Michelle Hodkin

“Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused. "No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that…

— Michelle Hodkin

“No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The…

— Michelle Hodkin

“Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but…

— Michelle Hodkin

“the ass is a good-natured and useful creature.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“The ass to end all asses,” I said, unable to stop myself. “The Holy Grail of asses. If we lived in a world with…

— T.J. Klune

“When we get to the castle, stay behind me.” [...] “Why? So I can have a good view of your ass?”

— Jennifer Ellision

“I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest." "Ooh, just what I've always…

— Quinn Loftis

“An ass is an ass, no matter how many first names you give it.”

— Uncle Jessie The Joy of Life

“She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of the cliff.”

— Andrew Davidson

“His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a…

— T. A. Miles

“I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.”

— Victoria Laurie

“What you mean is, he’s a total asshat,”

— James Patterson