Black Quote by Michael Steele

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.

— Sol Wachtler

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

— Jack Benny

I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich…

— Dane Cook

“And yes. I’d totally just compared the only guy I’d ever felt this way about to a ham sandwich.”

— Jenna Evans Welch

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

— Anonymous

My favourite dinner is a cup of tea and a ham sandwich with English mustard.

— Marco Pierre White

“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines…

— Ree Drummond

I said you could sue a ham sandwich. It's not going to change anything. Well, you can audit a ham sandwich, and it's not…

— John Fetterman

Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams.

— Mary Martin

I can remember certain Manchester United defeats the way most people remember family bereavements or great political events. The four-nil drubbing by Barcelona, the…

— Tom Dunne

Method actors are like hams.

— Clark Gable

When I was a kid, I didn't have any girlfriends. I was a very nerdy-type dude. Believe me, being a ham does not turn…

— Terry Crews