Don't trust Quote by Michael Ian Black

Many, many people can write books. I just happen to be one of them.

— Michael Ian Black

“I do not go to church. I don’t go to Christian church or Jew church or any other church. I don’t go to church…

— Michael Ian Black

My process is surprisingly straightforward. I find myself with little to do over a stretch of time and I say, "I should write children's…

— Michael Ian Black

“Did my fingering turn you gay? I hope not.”

— Michael Ian Black

“If I have any faith at all, I guess that's it. Faith in the small love that keeps our family together.”

— Michael Ian Black

Whatever expectations I had for myself, none of them have come to pass. I grew up thinking I was going to be an actor,…

— Michael Ian Black

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of…

— Michael Ian Black

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human…

— Michael Ian Black

By the end of the time I'm writing a book, I'm tearing my hair out and I want to go do stand-up. And then…

— Michael Ian Black

Kids love to be silly, they love to laugh, so I think it was natural for my kids to like the sort of books…

— Michael Ian Black

I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo,…

— Michael Ian Black

When you're writing something, and you're putting yourself out there, or you're performing and someone comes in and savages that, then of course it…

— Michael Ian Black