Screaming Farmers Quote by Michael Buckley

“He opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere. I DON'T HOLD…

— Terry Pratchett

“ANYONE SEEN MY KITTEN?”

— J. Sterling

“Kittens were in continual abundance on the farm, there was a kind of kitten currency in the neighborhood, they were bartered for all kinds…

— Kate Atkinson

“I wanted to draw a raised middle finger, but I would draw a kitten instead. Normal people loved kittens.”

— Michelle Hodkin

“Years ago, when still a substitute carrier, I noticed a warning sign on an open porch: Beware of Cat! I grinned at the snarling…

— Vincent Wyckoff

“Some swore the cats had been caught pawing through the pages of open books - reading.”

— Sarah J. Maas

“From his vantage point on the window sill, The Dude cocked a rear leg back over his head and proceeded to lick at his…

— Emmett Spain

“Gods, this is the best time to pull one of your scripted lines. It’s all perfectly safe, Queen Talyien. On my honour: little kittens…

— K.S. Villoso

“They all looked at me like I was telling them they had to kill puppies and strangle kittens.”

— V. Moody

“I walked up the driveway. The cats were sprawled about, pooped. In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20…

— Charles Bukowski

“I walked through the house to the back porch and found the screen door covered top to bottom, side to side, with cats meowing…

— Earl B. Russell

“I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.”

— Shirley Rousseau Murphy