Celebrity Quote by Michael Brian Download Open image ““Celebrities are like infants. Neither can wipe their own ass.”” — Michael Brian ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Celebrity Humor Travel
“Know what 'celebrity' is kid? Being paid to bullshit the rest of your natural life.” — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“I understand that comes with the territory, and that celebrities have a contract with the public: they get to be the target of jealousy… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
There are certain things that ordinary people have that celebrities don't have. — Norman Spinrad Copy Share Image
“Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Many celebrities are probably just as clueless about life as the people who gawk at them and follow their every move.” — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“The cult of celebrity is cogitative shit running through the bowel of the intellect.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Do not look up to celebrities. Learn to live a conscious and celebrated life yourself.” — Akshay Kulkarni Copy Share Image
“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because… — Lori Chapman Copy Share Image
I think people think celebrities get babies really easily, like Angelina Jolie, but they don't hear about the ones who aren't successful because we… — Alex Kingston Copy Share Image
“Our culture has become so obsessed with celebrity that it’s easy to confuse fame with success. They are not the same thing.” — Daniel Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I gave up some of my celebrity to be with my children for 14 years, but it's been fine. — Eddie Rabbitt Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, celebrity is a powerful thing. It can influence people, but if it can influence people in a good way, then that's a great… — David Furnish Copy Share Image
I loved 'Celebrity Fit Club,' working out six days a week, running a mile and a half three times a week, and doing 1,000… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Royalty is completely different than celebrity. Royalty has a magic all its own. — Philip Treacy Copy Share Image
I surprised the hell out of myself when I got MVP for the 2018 All Star Legends Celebrity game. I had no idea I… — The Miz Copy Share Image
I grew up in celebrity world, so I know what famous people are like, and I've never looked up to them in that way. — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
Well, I knew I wanted to be an actor, and I didn't necessarily need or want to be famous or a celebrity actor. — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
I'm slightly obsessed with Moomins. They were my specialist subject on BBC's 'Celebrity Mastermind' a few years ago! — Alice Roberts Copy Share Image
When I was about to be famous, I feared it on a few levels. I feared it because I didn't want people to lump… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I'm not the guy trying to be all up in the videos and be a celebrity. I feel like I'm going to lose a… — Scott Storch Copy Share Image