Computer Quote by Michael Boatman

“What the $#%@ are you saying?”

— Lee Vickers

“If you program a machine, you know what it’s capable of. If the machine is programming itself, who knows what it might do? The”

— Garry Kasparov

“A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.”

— Arthur Bloch

“A computer does two things, and two things only: it performs calculations and it remembers the results of those calculations.”

— John V. Guttag

Ask Bill [Gates] why the string in [MS-DOS] function 9 is terminated by a dollar sign. Ask him, because he can't answer. Only I…

— Gary Kildall

Computer users soon learn that the miraculous powers of personal computers are based on avoidance of error.

— Robert Burchfield

“Computers think that they are smarter than us. But they're not!”

— Dean Morris

“Computers were a kind of magery in themselves, or might as well be - to people who didn't understand them, they were every bit…

— Orson Scott Card

“After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on. (Hint: hitting it in various patterns and…

— Jarod Kintz

“In programming the World Wide Computer, we will be programming our lives.”

— Nicholas Carr

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut…

— Kim Harrison

“Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology.”

— Dani Harper