Dark humor Quote by Meljean Brook

“The blacksmith has proved quite competent while treating Cooper, and he possesses a great many tools in his workshop. If he learned how susceptible…

— Meljean Brook

“Thieving was not a sheer absurdity. It was a form of human industry, perverse indeed, but still an industry exercised in an industrious world;…

— Joseph Conrad

It is the great inspector, with a myriad eyes, who never sleeps, and whose daily reports are submitted, not to a functionary or department,…

— William Thomas Stead

“Well, so much the better for him,’ said the inspector. ‘When he is altogether mad, he will suffer less.’ As you can see, this…

— Alexandre Dumas

“. . . and there was for a moment an unbreakable bond between us: the eternal bond of chemistry. I glowed with all the…

— Alan Bradley

“If you ever think you might want a career in politics, Inspector, think again. It's merely a continuous and mostly vain attempt to keep…

— Jasper Fforde

For many years I was a self-appointed inspector of snowstorms and rainstorms and did my duty faithfully, though I never received payment for it.

— Henry David Thoreau

“Brittles stood at attention until Jack looked at him, then he bowed slightly. “I’m sorry to disturb you, sir, but an Inspector Swindler from…

— Lorraine Heath

“Activity was always to Inspector Slack’s taste. To rush off in a car, to silence rudely those people who were anxious to tell him…

— Agatha Christie

“For many years I was self-appointed inspector of snow-storms and rain-storms, and did my duty faithfully; surveyor, if not of highways, then of forest…

— Henry David Thoreau

“If it’s any of your business, Inspector, that’s what happens when someone dies and leaves you twenty grand in their will.”

— Joy Ellis

“It’s all about the company you keep, isn’t it, Chief Inspector? Now Mr Trenton, who I know wouldn’t hurt a fly, has certain…preferences, if…

— Mark Ellis