"I'm gonna do between 75 and 100 dates.……" — Mel Tillis

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• Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around… — Samantha Bee
• Over the objections, where they sound like squealing pigs, over the objections of Romney and all his allies, we passed… — Joe Biden
• There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. — Elayne Boosler
• With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of… — Richard Branson
• Investment banking has, in recent years, resembled a casino, and the massive scale of gambling losses has dragged down traditional… — Vince Cable
• So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying… — Stephen Colbert
• You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me.… — Michael Buble
• People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But… — Sarah Jessica Parker
• There is no other city as vulgar and obscene as Osaka. We should celebrate the image and welcome the development… — Toru Hashimoto
• Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about? — Rush Limbaugh
• I have come to regard the law courts not as a cathedral but rather as a casino. — Richard Ingrams
• What I have seen in the past 10 years of traveling- performing at a church one day and a casino… — Ricky Skaggs

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