Bothered Quote by Mel Brooks Download Open image “Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.” — Mel Brooks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bothered Commit Seconds Suicide Three Time Wanted
For most of my life, I did not feel self-conscious about being short. If anything, I looked at it as like a superpower. It… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
Oh, I have now a mania for shortness. Whatever I read - my own or other people's works - it all seems to me… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I wish I was really short, so I could hide under your legs, and bite your crotch when you piss me off. — Lindsey Correa Copy Share Image
I'm still short now, but when I was 14, I was like a pencil. You had to be aggressive and hold your own. — Raheem Sterling Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness. — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me. — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
Woody Allen is a genius. His films are wonderful. He's poetic, but he's also a critic. He artfully steps back from a social setting… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with? — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
The audience. They see the name Mel Brooks, they want something really funny. They don't want to be moved; they don't want to be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs,… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Life is such unutterable hell, solely because it is sometimes beautiful. If we could only be miserable all the time, if there could be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never bothered about keeping track.Every now and then someone records one of my songs, and I get credit for it. — Mose Allison Copy Share Image
Right, and you point out something important which is that people who don’t want to pay, people who are pirates, don’t get bothered by… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Many people think of me as a perfectionist, someone who polishes and shines each song and performance. I've always been bothered by that assumption. — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
People think unless you have loops and electronics and so on, you must be in your 50s. I quite like a lot of things… — Teddy Thompson Copy Share Image
When your house is on fire, you cant be bothered with the neighbors. Or, as we say in Chess, if your King is under… — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Quietly, President Obama has done warrantless wire tapping. And it was hardly covered. I don't know if any of the mainstream press bothered to… — Cenk Uygur Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Many of the factors that we think will cause motivation, such as fair pay and a good manager, won't make you love your job.… — Clayton Christensen Copy Share Image
Trolls have never bothered me. I am someone who looks at it and laughs. — Jasmin Bhasin Copy Share Image