Jail Quote by Meg Cabot

“Being an immigrant is not for sissies.”

— Helen Russell

“You just wait patiently like you always do in America among those apparently endless policemen and their endless laws against (no laws for) --…

— Jack Kerouac

“I should be used to the way Americans dress when traveling, yet it still manages to amaze me. It’s as if the person next…

— David Sedaris

“Ellis shook her head sadly. “I ate fifteen boxes of cookies the last time I robbed a Girl Scout. And then I gained three…

— Sugar Jamison

“I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.”

— Rodney Dangerfield

“What, do I look like an alien? I don’t think aliens wear sexy dresses that make their boyfriends want to hide them from other…

— Andrea Heltsley

“Fences and borders make prisoners of us all.”

— Raymond C. Nolan

“I don't know how to dress girls, I know how to dress women”

— Beth Fantaskey

“If he put us in dresses, we wouldn't suddenly become women”

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“There are cameras and mirrors watching us everywhere. I fix my hair and try not to look too drunk. At the checkout stand we…

— Mary Woronov

“I won’t allow another immigrant purge to happen. I don’t ever want my sister’s children coming home with broken noses again because of their…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Instead of making prisoners out of our students, we ought to make students out of our prisoners.”

— Paul W. Silver