“What, do I look like an alien? I don’t think aliens wear sexy dresses that make their boyfriends want to hide them… — Andrea Heltsley Alien Copy Share Image
“It's not everyday that I am pitted against a woman with a proclivity for guns and things that go bump in the… — Andrea Heltsley Copy Share Image
“Hey whatever puts you in a good mood is fine by me. For all I care, monkeys could have danced around your… — Andrea Heltsley Death Copy Share Image
