Airplane Quote by Maz Jobrani

In America, people come up to me and say, 'Hi, Sir Humph!'

— Nigel Hawthorne

“If you currently travel abroad or plan to in the future, make sure you understand the cultural convention of the country that you are…

— Joe Navarro

In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.

— Dana Gould

In the States, you have the First Amendment. People feel the freedom to speak and the right to be heard. And they kind of…

— Mohammed Saeed Harib

A lot of times in Hollywood, when casting directors find out you're of Middle Eastern descent, they go, 'Oh, you're Iranian? Great. Can you…

— Maz Jobrani

I very seldom, during my whole stay in the country, heard a sentence elegantly turned, and correctly pronounced from the lips of an American.

— Frances Trollope

I find I go in airports anywhere in the country, and someone's always coming up to me and saying 'Hey, you're at my country…

— Dylan Baker

Here's my advice to my brown friends: The next time you're on an airplane in the U.S., just speak your mother tongue. That way,…

— Maz Jobrani

I do have rules, and etiquette things. I think it's a southern thing too, to an extent. I'll hold the door for someone, but…

— Chris Black

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we…

— Alexei Sayle

I went to a military school, so I'm always talking like 'Yes, sir,' or 'No, ma'am.' I was doing that even before military school,…

— Larry Fitzgerald

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

— Louis C. K