Anyone who's gotten their passport in America will tell you, when you get it, it still says what country you were born… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Unlike the U.S., Iran has no problems with low-voter turnout in elections; the last time, the government got the support of 110… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I've made enough jokes about Iran's leadership that I'm sure if I showed up that I would get a nice escort -… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I grew up in Northern California - Marin County, Tiburon. And it's interesting. It's a very rich place, but a lot of… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I remember I was in a San Francisco nightclub, and I started talking to some girl, and it was like, 'Hey, what's… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
One of the jobs of comedy is to expose hypocrisy. When you look at countries like Iran or North Korea that don't… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I've basically grown up in America. Even if Iran were to change, I wouldn't see myself moving there. That feeling exists for… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I've had people come up to me after the show and say, 'Why did you not make fun of Pakistan?' People are actually upset… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from tragedy, and being Iranian in America from 1979 on had been quite tragic. In stand-up comedy, I was able to take… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
One of the first memories I have, we went to - actually, we stopped in New York for a little bit, and I remember… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
When you're a stand-up comic, you live and die by what you say on stage. There's no director or writer or producer who can… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I wish more Americans would travel here. I always encourage my friends: 'Travel. See the Middle East. There's so much to see, so many… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I've grown so accustomed to my life in L.A., going to a Coffee Bean or getting breakfast at Kings Road Cafe. I've seen a… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I want to show another side of Middle Easterners. My hope is that I would be able to play a variety of parts, and… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Racism has always existed, and a big part of it is people just not knowing others. I think humans change other human's minds, and… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I quickly came to realize that in the Middle East, God is God, and in the West, the sponsor is God - or, as… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Follow your heart. Do what you love. Because I was constantly struggling with that. If it's in your heart, go for it. Don't listen… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
You know the Middle East is going crazy when Lebanon is the most peaceful place in the region. — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Your stereotypical L.A. Persian kids were not working at Sbarro pizza in the mall, but I was. — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
