Admit Quote by Maya Angelou

Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think…

— JD Era

I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story. I never…

— Nate Bargatze

I never aim to be funny. I'm always just focused on telling the story authentically, and if that affects people sometimes through laughter, then…

— Da'Vine Joy Randolph

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.

— Bill Bryson

It's difficult to differentiate between a story that's humorous and clever and one that actually makes people laugh out loud.

— Mick Foley

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.

— Michael Caine

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

— Dick Gregory

So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of pretty interesting ones. Some of them so funny…

— Shaun Tan

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along.

— Bill Cosby

I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three…

— Pat McAfee

The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your…

— W. C. Fields