Quote by Matthew Morrison

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

— Rodney Dangerfield

That awkward moment, when you're out in public and you hear someone call your name. Just to turn around and figure out that it…

— Emma Swenson

What happened to knocking into a random girl in the street and getting talking, then taking her for dinner and calling her the next…

— Danny Worsnop

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked…

— Blink 182

“Good old traditional audio-only phone conversations allowed you to presume that the person on the other end was paying complete attention to you while…

— David Foster Wallace

She was doing that thing some people do when they act nice and chipper and interested, while just below the surface they’re thinking really…

— Cecily von Ziegesar

I treated her like a pair of gloves. When I was cold, I called her up.

— Cornel Wilde

I remember being on a plane a few years ago. And me and this woman sat coldly next to each other for a cross-country…

— Danielle Schneider

I called so many times. I swear she's going mad.

— Nevershoutnever

I took her for sushi, she wanted to fuck. So we took it to go, told them don't even plate it and we never…

— Drake

Guys remember: While you're sitting there all day playing Call of Duty, your girlfriend is calling up someone else to go do your duty.

— Nishan Panwar