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“We can run an ad in the papers, if you like. ‘Missing: Hunks of wood that fell from the sky onto avenue de l’Opéra…

— Pierdomenico Baccalario

“Hello—what hotel is this—?”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The rear door was black, the driver's side door was red, and the hood was sunshine-yellow. If Henry Ford and Picasso had gone out…

— Kathleen O'Reilly

“I wanted a monument to myself in granite. I wanted my face in seven different colours. I wanted I LOVE YOU in giant red…

— Carol Emshwiller

“Sunlight played along the River Cam. People in punts happily shouted at each other to fuck off. Thin natural scientists who had spent months…

— Douglas Adams

“They wanted people to wake up to a city that had been transformed into a gallery, bursts of colour amid the pigeon-coloured buildings. They…

— Magdalena McGuire

“Where in the world had the league found this guy? From the cologne ads on the pages of Vogue?”

— Abby Knox

“That night, the booze felt great, as the warmth of the wine in my stomach spread through my body. I didn't like feeling stupid…

— John Green

“Three glasses of wine and two dozen dresses later, I stepped into a structured faille Oscar de la Renta. Absurdly puffy— and dreamily green.…

— Lauren Okie

“restaurant and the view around them was picture perfect”

— Natalie Martin

“I end up standing in front of the nearby painting with my arms and legs open wide, flapping them around and doing a damn…

— Elle Casey

“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection. Please, have a seat on my penis. Can I get you something…

— Jarod Kintz