Frog Quote by Matthew Jobin
““I am happy to say that there is nothing to report." The guard's voice grew muffled as he bent to shrug off his armor. "Save that I now know every path and stream in this village as though I were born here and had never set foot outside it, and have counted all the leaves on all the trees and found them in good health and order, and have taken the liberty of naming all the frogs down by the creek, placing them into clans by the markings on their back and taking for myself the title King and Overlord of all Frog-Kind.””
About This Quote
The narrator boasts absolute knowledge of a village, claiming dominion over its frogs, illustrating absurd overconfidence.
In simple terms: He pretends to know everything and claims power over frogs.
Beware of inflated self‑importance.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- storytelling
- role‑play
- creative writing
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What drives the desire for total control?
- How does exaggeration affect credibility?
Such claims are clearly exaggerated and unrealistic.