Computers Quote by Matt Groening

Love is a perky lil elf dancing a merry lil jig and then,suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

— Matt Groening

Love is a little thing shaped like a lizard. It runs up and down and tickles your gizzard.

— Sharlene05

That’s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after you sleep…

— C.C. Hunter

“Love was like a loaded gun. You slid your bullet inside the cold metal chamber as a safeguard for the inevitable day that everything…

— Christina Lee

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

— Austin O'Malley

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I was younger and ran free in the forest, a hunter caught my mate and stunned him with a blow and locked him…

— Tanith Lee

Love, as is told by the seers of old, Comes as a butterfly tipped with gold, Flutters and flies in sunlit skies, Weaving round…

— Algernon Charles Swinburne

Love is a flint that sparks a flame that will either flicker and burn out or continue with a warming glow.

— Anonymous

“Have you met my boyfriend? He thinks running around in the middle of the night pretending he’s an elf is a good time. If…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in…

— Hoosier Farmer

“Love is not a boom, it’s not explosions and effects. It’s not fireworks in the sky or a plane flying by with a large…

— Yoav Blum