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DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would…

— Dave Barry

Infancy is a vulnerable stage of development, therefore, it's not enough that babies receive good care, the care must be excellent.

— Magda Gerber

“Babies can translate the nutrient needs of their tiny bodies into their suckling behaviours, but medical rules based on mistaken theories have sabotaged their…

— Gabrielle Palmer

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

— Carol Burnett

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

— Douglas Feaver

Babies breathe a lot more rapidly than adults do, and what's more, they're also growing quickly and so they're absorbing lots more into the…

— Francis Thompson

Newborn babies don't like to sleep.

— Patrick Chung

“Understanding why so many western women are giving birth to unnaturally large babies that either damage the birth canal or will not fit down…

— Steven Magee

“Newborn babies can't do much on their own- They can't eat or walk or talk on the phone- But every parent is sure their…

— Jennifer Davis

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking…

— Carol Burnett

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for…

— Anonymous