"People don't know how chickens can turn on……" — Mary Ann Shaffer
"People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs."
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Mary Ann Shaffer
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56 Quotes by Mary Ann Shaffer
Mary Ann Shaffer has 56 quotes on this site.
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I don't want to be married just to be married. ...
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Those times, I tried to think of something happy, something I'd liked - but not something I loved, for that…
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Light griefs are loquacious, but the great are dumb.
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I am in a constant state of surprise these days. Actually, now that I calculate, I've been betrothed only one…
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But you want to know about the influence of books on my life, and as I've said, there was only…
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I don’t know whether to feel flattered or hunted.
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I hope, too, that my book will illuminate my belief that love of art - be it poetry, storytelling, painting,…
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When I got up this morning the sea was full of sun pennies - and now it all seems to…
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Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.
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Perhaps there is some secret sort of homing instinct in books that brings them to their perfect readers. How delightful…
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That's what I love about reading: one tiny thing will interest you in a book, and that tiny thing will…
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I, too, have felt that the war goes on and on. When my son, Ian, died at El Alamein-- side…
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More Chickens Quotes
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
— Dave Attell
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
— Ellen Barkin
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
— Todd Barry
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I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.
— Jean-Michel Basquiat
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Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon…
— Mark Bittman
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my…
— Lewis Black
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Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
— Aesop
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I'm not counting any chickens.
— Jeff Bridges
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While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and…
— Rita Mae Brown
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I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year…
— Sandra Bullock
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I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat,…
— Gisele Bundchen
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