Old school Quote by Marshall Thornton

“It was like his daily masturbation - possibly wrong, possibly juvenile and borderline deviant, but something he required to keep from going mad.”

— T. Baggins

“I do not masturbate often. Though at times I do so almost without being aware of it, actually.”

— David Markson

“But the future is uncertain, and he can’t get up enough enthusiasm even to masturbate.”

— M.R. Carey

“When younger, he had been fun-loving to the point of tedium.”

— Émile Zola

“Even sex was no longer what it had once been, though he was still as addicted to it as ever. He felt jerked around…

— Margaret Atwood

“There was something about the smallest gestures with him that made me feel like a teenager again. I told myself to just enjoy it.”

— Cindi Madsen

“Wasn’t it true, then, that everything in his life from that point on had been a succession of things he hadn’t really wanted to…

— Richard Yates

“He'd obviously spent his college years refining the art of adolescence...”

— Jenifer LeClair

“It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.”

— Abigail Barnette

“But after a while, the whole thing just wasn’t interesting to him anymore, and he ran out of things to keep himself numb.”

— Stephen Chbosky

“All these old men want it to be like it was when they were young. But it'll never be like that again, and they'll…

— Omar El Akkad

“Ever since boyhood, I’d feared wasting any happiness that came my way; I’d always wanted to save some of it for later. This had…

— Sabbahatin Ali