Baby Quote by Marni Jackson

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

— Norman Wisdom

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay…

— Anne Lamott

I cannot even begin to express how happy my baby's birth has made me.

— Ekta Kapoor

The guilt of newborns is immense.

— Georg Trakl

As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world.

— Jill Greenberg

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably…

— Georges Courteline

I'm doing stand-up comedy. I'm working on a one-woman show about how I don't like my baby. There is a period of time where…

— Mary Lynn Rajskub

In one way, it's a relief I know I'll never have another child. I don't live with the sorrow I had when it was…

— Amanda Redman

I'm disgusted by babies, and I'm so sorry, I'm just being honest. They make me sick.

— Nadya Suleman

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

— Mark Twain

“Some people say it is a shame. Others even imply that it would have been better if the baby had never been created. But…

— Christine O'Keeffe Lafser

This is the pain-pleasure of having newly adult children; they're innocent and ruthless in forgetting their sweet old dependence.

— Ian Mcewan