Devil Quote by Marissa Jaret Winokur

Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous.

— Rupert Everett

A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and…

— Mitch Hedberg

Ugh damn mini bars...its really hard for me to walk by you and not grab something bad to eat.

— Kristin Cavallari

When we were kids, we would never open the minibar. A $6 Snickers bar? But the other day I was in a hotel and…

— Jennifer Lawrence

Just another girl alone at the bar.

— 3OH!3

I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories.

— Charles Bukowski

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!

— Rodney Dangerfield

A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.

— Rich Hall

That awkward two hours when your daughter is at the same bar as you.

— Anonymous

This is one bar you should take home.

— Eugene Ormandy

I carry the bars within me.

— Franz Kafka

When I'm doing a book tour in the States, I'll wake up in the room sometimes in an anonymous chain hotel, and I don't…

— Anthony Bourdain