Cold Quote by Maria Bamford

I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities... but their moods create weather.

— Maria Bamford

In L.A., a lot of comics live here, but we don't get to spend that much time together because we've got to drive 45…

— Maria Bamford

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread…

— Maria Bamford

I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality.

— Maria Bamford

I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the…

— Maria Bamford

I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something.

— Maria Bamford

I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

— Maria Bamford

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

— Maria Bamford

Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own…

— Maria Bamford

I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal…

— Maria Bamford

I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.

— Maria Bamford

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

— Maria Bamford