Funeral Quote by Madeline Sheehan

“Funerals are absolutely fatal for a man of your age.”

— Agatha Christie

“It looks like a funeral parlour in here. Am I dead?”

— Jackie Williams

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

— Stan Laurel

“Let's put the fun back in funeral!”

— Kresley Cole

“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.”

— George Herman Ruth

“a funeral reminds you to be alive, doesn’t it? It slaps you across the face and points out that there’s still warm blood doing…

— Lydia Kang

“If you hear I'm dead, don't come to my funeral.”

— Isaac Bashevis Singer

As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, “Look, he's still moving!

— Peter Costello

“I once saw a dead man. Actually, i've seen many dead men. Too many for most. But this one, i've carried with me. Was…

— Brian Azzarello

“Don't cry after my death . with smiling face send me to heaven.”

— yakoobkhan

“In a sense you could say I’ve already been to my own funeral.”

— Catherine McKenzie

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by…

— Garrison Keillor