Quote by Isaac Bashevis Singer

“If you’re lis­ten­ing to this, you know that I’m dead.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I will not come 2 your funeral because you will not come 2 mine because you will be dead”

— Tapsy

“Tell you what. After I'm dead, you talk. And I'll listen.”

— Mitch Albom

“When you're dead you're dead.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.”

— George Herman Ruth

“The dead never go to their own funeral.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“I could hear you not saying anything! You’ve got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn’t dead!”

— Terry Pratchett

“Dead ain't gone, and gone ain't dead.”

— Steven E. Wedel

“It's funny how your dead when people start listening.”

— The Band Perry

“Funerals aren't for dead people. They're for the living.”

— Angie Thomas

“The dead are dead, and talking won't bring them back to life.”

— Otfried Preußler

“Funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living.”

— Gavin Extence