"Thank the lort!" — Madea

Thank the lort! - Madea

"Thank the lort!"

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124 Quotes by Madea

Madea has 124 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the…
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually…
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's…
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of…
Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no!
Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around…
Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we…
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch…
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist.…
Honey, folks are gonna talk about you til the day you die and aint nothing you can do. LET FOLKS…
Row,Row,Row,your hoe... Merily merily merily she's just a piece of meat..!

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More Lort Quotes

This quote is filed under Lort Quotes, one of 5 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for the Lort, I am livin'… — Madea
Lort jesus dont let run my car over da k mart — Madea
Thank ya lort I'm liveing fort da lort — Madea
Im livin fort da lort I fell him down in my spirt — Allison

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