Care Bear Quote by M.C. Decker

“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest…

— Heather Chapple

I was Obi-Wan multiple years in a row. Alec Guinness' Obi-Wan. I was a Dalmatian once because I loved '101 Dalmatians,' and I think…

— Melissa Benoist

“I even tried to usher her into this century by explaining that wearing rainbows didn’t automatically mean a person was gay. The Lucky Charms…

— Elna Baker

“I’m not fucking done yet, Care Bear. You were really mean to those whores and whores are like my favoritest people ever. Not cool,…

— T.M. Frazier

Fat bitches on Twitter calling themselves Barbies, bitch you ain't no damn Barbie you a care bear..

— Anonymous

“I'd seen more menace in a Care Bear.”

— Tom Parker Bowles

“It’s been what – eleven years?” he says, his voice quieter now. “Twelve.” I swallow. “Twelve. Christ, yeah, right.” He runs his hand through…

— Samantha Towle

My VHS collection certainly contains videos that I've had since childhood, and also tapes that my mom had taped off of the Disney Channel…

— Kyle Mooney

“I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear’s dick, I’m so full of cute right now.”

— Jaden Wilkes

“In Hollywood, the real stars are all in animation. Alvin and the Chipmunks don't throw star fits, don't demand custom-designed Winnebagos, and are a…

— John Waters

“You know what safe word is?" "Yes." "What's yours?" "Care Bear Stare.”

— Ann Mayburn