Family Quote by M.A. Grant

“Oh God, he thought. “I’m sorry, I thought I heard you say to come in.” “I did.” “But you’re only wearing a towel.” “What…

— J.L. Sheppard

“I know where they are.' 'Where?' 'Why should I tell you?' 'Because, if I don't have a suitcase, I can't go to Paris tomorrow,…

— Katie Alender

“If you don't want my services, then it's only fair you cut me loose so I can make another girl or two happy this…

— Anne Eliot

“Need help washing other places?” “Yeah. I’m really dirty.” “I can’t believe you said that with a straight face.” “I can’t believe you’ll do…

— S.E. Jakes

“What are you gonna do with a giant crossword poster? 'Oh, I'm sorry, Anna. I can't go to the movies tonight. I'm working on…

— Stephanie Perkins

“We forgot to get sheets," Danny said. "And dish-towels... I don't own a single dish-towel!" Kevin added his own problems. "And bathroom stuff." "Not…

— Failte

“How is it that I am completely naked while you haven’t shed even one stitch of clothing?” “Because you were dinner, Rebecca.” A snort…

— Krystal Shannan

“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks…

— Kellen Burden

“I told the waiter I was looking for a hotel whose name I didn't know on a street whose name I didn't know and…

— Ben Lerner

“You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books. But you…

— Beth Labonte

“Who are you all going to gossip about once the celebrities leave town? You’ll need to find someone else to talk about.” I couldn’t…

— Tina Reber

“If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?”

— Jarod Kintz