Air Quote by Lyndon B. Johnson

I'll have those n**gers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic…

— George Carlin

I am going to give the moral support of the presidency to the police and firemen.

— George Wallace

I'm going to be a Republican who happens to be black - who will talk about issues that I'm passionate about.

— Tim Scott

I hope that folks that look like me, regardless candidly of their political affiliation, not only look at me and say that, you know,…

— Daniel Cameron

I intend to be a candidate for those who want to vote against everyone.

— Ksenia Sobchak

Barack and I see a future... where no one, no one is forced to live in the shadows of intolerance.

— Joe Biden

I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks. We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal…

— Howard Dean

I have decided in 2020 to run for president.

— Kanye West

I pledge to the people of Alabama to continue the same level of leadership as Jeff Sessions in consistently fighting to protect and advance…

— Luther Strange

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

— Frankie Boyle

I promise that as a president elected in a direct popular vote, I will try to be the voice of all citizens.

— Milos Zeman