Air Quote by Donald Trump

“Like drugs and alcohol, stairs take you up and stairs bring you down. Stairs are neither in one place nor another. They bridge the…

— Chloe Thurlow

No amount of smiling at a flight of stairs has ever made it turn into a ramp,

— Stella Young

“There sure are a lot of stairs. Holy crap,will these things ever end? Seriously? MORE STAIRS? This is ridiculous.I'm never buying a house with…

— Stephanie Perkins

You can't take no plane to the top, gotta take the stairs and claim the mountains to feel those hard rocks.

— Trilla

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

— Chris Colfer

The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation Safety…

— Jay Leno

You know, Sal, for a long time would hate taking elevators with me. Because he knew when those doors closed I was going to…

— Joe Gatto

The stairs is made to success, not to give up.

— Anthony Barger

There might be too many stairs to go up; ignore the stairs!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

The world is made of stairs, and there are those who go up and those who go down.

— Ed McBain

I think it's very sad, when Barack Obama lands in Saudi Arabia, and he lands in Cuba, and there aren't high officials to even…

— Donald Trump

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.”

— Jarod Kintz