"Women don't have a sense of humor. They……" — Loretta Chase
"Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female."
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50 Quotes by Loretta Chase
Loretta Chase has 50 quotes on this site.
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I can do one or the other. Lovemaking or thinking. But not both at the same time.
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Silk and Shadows is something else. Like brilliant. It got under my skin as very, very few books have. It's…
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Did you know you could kill a person with a hatpin?" she said."I did not," he said. "Do you speak…
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That's what brings in the customers: the combination of gossip and the intricate detail about the dresses, all related as…
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Life had a way of wrecking her careful plans, again and again. Roulette was more predictable than life. Small wonder…
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Masculine pride is an exceedingly precious and fragile thing
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The Challenge is to pry Bertie loose from Dain and his circle of oafish dengenerates,” Jessica said severely. “It would…
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. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him…
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I must be besotted,” he said evenly. “I have the imbecilic idea that you’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.…
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He pulled away the glove, and at the first glimpse of her fragile, white hand, all thoughts of negotiation fled.…
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I love these pet names," she said, gazing soulfully up into his eyes, "Nitwit. Sap skull. Termagant. How they make…
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I beg your pardon for questioning your judgement," she said. "It is nothing to me, after all, if it proves…
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I often get letters, quite frequently, from people who say how they like the programmes a lot, but I never…
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The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are…
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God Almighty first planted a garden. And indeed, it is the purest of human pleasures.
— Francis Bacon
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On the recollection of so many and great favours and blessings, I now, with a high sense of gratitude, presume…
— William Bartram
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Friends and brothers, The Almighty created us Indians. We are as he made us. The Almighty has given to the…
— Standing Bear
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May the same Almighty Goodness banish the accursed monster, war, from all lands, with her hated associates, rapine and insatiable…
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Because I went from the 'Daily Show' where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show, to…
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I would as soon leave my son a curse as the almighty dollar.
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When it is a question of God's almighty Spirit, never say, 'I can't.'
— Oswald Chambers
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If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every…
— Winston Churchill
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I am much chastened and profoundly remorseful. I can only hope that the Almighty and those whom I have wronged…
— Jack Abramoff
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The world has been evolved, not created: it has arisen little by little from a small beginning, and has increased…
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