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Good swimmers at length are drowned.

— George Herbert

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

— Anonymous

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

— Anonymous

When it's too difficult to keep swimming, float.

— Melody Beattie

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

— Jerry Seinfeld

“I can’t swim, because despite my love being shaped like Michael Phelps, it’s so heavy it’s like an anti flotation device. If I can…

— Jarod Kintz

The only good reason for swimming, so far as I can see, is to escape drowning.

— Helen Cresswell

There must be some wisdom in the folk saying: Its the strong swimmers who drown.

— Charlie Munger

I don't swim! That's like athletic.

— Chloe Sevigny

I think swimming's hard because I can't float.

— Erinn Smart

Oh, no doubt the cod is a splendid swimmer - admirable for swimming purposes but not for eating.

— Oscar Wilde

The key to building long muscle as you swim is stretching arms far ahead of you in the water, sort of like a swan.

— Mary Helen Bowers