Beautiful woman Quote by Lisa Kleypas

“Real men don't make salad”

— Pete Decker

“One day, we will live in a world without salads. It is a dream I have.”

— Anonymous

“Will never understand what women want. What do they want? They eat green salad and drink human blood.”

— Saul Bellow

“None of that 'Oh, I'm not hungry; I'll just have a salad' crap so many woman pulled, as if he'd think they were less…

— Jackie Barbosa

“Maybe these are our salad days." "Huh?" "You know. Happy." "What's happy about a salad?" She shrugged. "Ranch," she said.”

— M.T. Anderson

“I'm tired of females who order a salad, then look as if they deserve a medal. A good meal is a gift.”

— Jennifer Probst

“I was hamming it up so much you could virtually taste the salad too.”

— storm constantine

“You know damn well I could burn a salad.”

— Nic Tatano

“It is all but impossible to sit quietly by when someone is throwing salad plates.”

— James Thurber

“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch…

— Olivia Cunning

“I was too deeply immersed in my salad to say his full name.”

— Emma Iadanza

“tomorrow.  You won’t burn it, will you?’ ‘Maybe just the salad.”

— Georgia Le Carre