Bowels Quote by Lin Yutang

Miserable men commiserate not themselves; bowelless unto others, and merciless unto their own bowels.

— Thomas Browne

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.

— William S. Burroughs

Happiness for me is largely a matter of digestion.

— Lin Yutang

Happiness rarely keeps company with an empty stomach

— Helen Keller

If you aren't unhappy sometimes you don't know how to be happy.

— Madeleine L'Engle

Happiness is a sort of action.

— Aristotle

If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right.

— Bernard Jensen

Happiness is a moving target.

— Kinky Friedman

People don't know when they are happy. They're never so unhappy as they think they are.

— Marcel Proust

To be happy, one must have a good stomach and a bad heart.

— Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door…

— Anonymous

There are degrees of happiness. You go from one to the other and then back again. It's hard to be completely happy when those…

— Bob Dylan