Donkey kong Quote by Lil Wayne

I'm gonna take all of your stuffed animals and shove them down my pants. -Chazz

— Blades Of Glory

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

— Lyle Alzado

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

— Thomas Watson, Jr

“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed like a…

— Jarod Kintz

Well, there's no monkey on my back,

— Kim Clijsters

Monkey see monkey do monkey sees you!!!!!

— MrAwesome

Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey, look like King Kong.

— Pitbull

“He slides his button-up under my ass and pulls down his boxer-briefs, freeing an enormous, vein-striped, purple-headed fuck machine.”

— Ella James

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town

— Anne Lamott

Let your monkey do it.

— Ina May Gaskin

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!

— Stefan Cherneski